And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
