he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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