quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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