I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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