Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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