fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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