Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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