i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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