yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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