It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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