"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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