forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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