I hope mine doesn't look like that
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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