Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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