Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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