Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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