he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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