Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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