If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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