I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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