Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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