No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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