I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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