farters have to be the big spoon...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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