Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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