1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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