so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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