oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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