I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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