dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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