Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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