Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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