help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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