i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
