He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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