Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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