i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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