That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
