I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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