Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
My pussy is not your playground.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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