Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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