SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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