How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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