she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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