...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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