3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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