You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We just shotgunned beers for America
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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