is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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