She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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