Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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