he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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