I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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